Weasley Is Our King: Harry Potter Jokes
Why did Crabbe and Goyle cross the road?
Draco did.
Why did Professor Snape stand in the road?
So no one could tell what side he was on.
Why do Slytherins cross the road twice?
Because they are doublecrossers.
How many Gryffindors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three and you know who they are.How many Slytherins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One to blackmail a Hufflepuff.
How many Hufflepuffs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
All of them.
How many centaurs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. Mars is unusually bright tonight.
Sat, July 17th 2010
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